Today the criminal fraud artist Jeromie Williams claimed that a “cannoli” saved his life.
Confused, we made a few inquiries with former friends and associates of Jeromie Williams, to see whether they might have some idea of what he was talking about here:
And subsequently we were reliably informed that “cannoli” is used as a sexual slang term and euphemism. While the precise meaning is not entirely clear, the Urban Dictionary provides a potential definition:
One of our associates suggests that the “life-saving” aspect is a reference to the proceeds of male prostitution, and in this case, apparently unprotected sex with client(s).
Whoever they are, they might want to get tested for STDs very soon.